Newly uncovered text confirms that Mario has a penis

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Newly uncovered text confirms that Mario has a penis

For many people, the question of whether or not Mario has a penis is moot. These beautifully small-minded souls either assume that Mario is a doughy little man, and so of course he has a penis, or they think that he is a fictional character designed to entertain children, and so of course he does not have a penis.

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